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Weird at last!
Welcome to Night Vale! You could spend three years in here and probably not have spent three literal years; we're not really sure on this, but the team of scientists says time is slowing down, and they're scientists, who are we to question them? Anyway, you could spend three years but you'll probably spend a lot more. No one ever leaves.

Goodnight, dear listeners, good night.

drdavidbrinner:

cultofthepigeon:

*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens

oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE

sexybaldwin:

Imagine if Cecil and Carlos had a child, and when they were growing up they declared that they wanted to work their way up in the radio station, “Just like daddy.” And Cecil is really smug and flattered until he realises what they would have to do.

INTERNING.

Best dialogue so far.

Cecil: Steve Carlsberg, did you just accuse my boyfriend of being a secret operative?
Steve: Well... um... yeah.
Cecil: Because that'd be pretty cool, actually. That'd be awesome.

cascrieff:

HE DID NOT. HE DID /NOT/. KEVIN DID /NOT/ JUST CALL CARLOS /UGLY/.
THIS MEANS WAR, KEVIN.

gershfin:

Always be yourself…unless you can be Tamika Flynn, then always be Tamika Flynn.

(Source: monoscopeblogs)