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Weird at last!
Welcome to Night Vale! You could spend three years in here and probably not have spent three literal years; we're not really sure on this, but the team of scientists says time is slowing down, and they're scientists, who are we to question them? Anyway, you could spend three years but you'll probably spend a lot more. No one ever leaves.

Goodnight, dear listeners, good night.

This is from the Night Vale twitter.
I think it’s also an extremely important message.

This is from the Night Vale twitter.

I think it’s also an extremely important message.